Her edges stay laid and the looks stay slayed.
And our wigs? Well, they're found floating in the Ether every time.
Bonang is honestly the Queen of self actualization - What she sets out to do, she owns, and that's been the case since she stepped onto the scenes many moons ago.
Every year gets better and better for her and she levels up in ways many of us couldn't ever foresee.
This year the Queen B turned the big 3-1 and let us just say that this is the best she's ever looked. Seriously, what brand of water do you drink, sis? How many hours of sleep do you get?
If we could touch the hem of her Distraction lingerie line just once, will we get to taste the glory of breaking necks at every turn?
To show you guys that we're really not joking, take a look at some of our favourite fashion moments from B* since she turned 31 this July.
A gorgeous casual look that sees B decked out in her own range with Spree - Because you have to serve AND stunt.
This picture is honestly vision board worthy.
Can you say "Squad Goals"?!
This is exactly how I'd wanna look at the family braai as the notoriously lazy Makoti.
There was no way we could leave out this moment.
A personal fave.
Serving "The Carters in the Louvre".
How I'm pulling up to my rich dead husband's funeral.
Main Image: Instagram/bonang_m